landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

officialdubai:

you’re my rock…my dwayne….my johnson

cloudy-dreamers:

Imagine if you could put emojis into passwords

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

bullied:

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

forever:

so did we ever stop kony

hotboyproblems:

Turn offs: private instagrams

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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